haiti

OK. i have to get something off of my chest. this might make a bunch of people hate me but i hope not. i think if you help the relief fund for Haiti, that's great. but please don't fucking brag about it to people. that only makes you feel good about yourself. i am so fucking sick to death of all these people caring about Haiti now. Haiti has always been fucked up. they have always had bad buildings and terrible living conditions. if you really care about the people of Haiti, do something about it BEFORE they all die, not when the news is running camera's around there. if you want to help, great. help because you know you should, but don't use this as a chance to gain publicity or become cooler with your friends. Haiti gets hit with horrible storms and hurricane's almost every year. they have always needed help. why is everyone so fucking surprised at the devastation that Haiti has endured? of course there would be that much destruction in Haiti after an earthquake. but we are going to print a bunch more money to help them out to make us more popular in the world. but, if we had that much money to just print out, why didn't we help them before the quake, when we knew they needed it, before all those people died. its total bullshit. I'm glad that people are helping out but it seems too little too late. i would rather have someone help me when I'm dying in hopes that i won't die than help me when I'm dead.

if America is the country that swoops in like superman to save the day, why don't we just start saving all the countries that are in dire need? its the same fucking thing with 9-11. do you remember how many American flags you saw all over the place and on cars and shit on September 12th, 2001? how many do you see today? that's right. the people in Haiti better fucking hope that japan doesn't get attacked by Godzilla next week because if japan does, everyone will forget about Haiti and the world will just leave all of those people under all the rubble and they will lose all of their humanitarian aid. and the camera crews and the celebrities will all take the next flight to Tokyo and Haiti will sit in their shit.

one last thing. doesn't anyone realise that Haiti is the birthplace of zombies? is anyone worried about this? too soon?

the new year....

well as always, things are kinda crazy. so here is the craziness. we are shooting The Brothers Cannibal in less than a week (finally!) and i am very geeked about it. we have Matt Turek, Buz Danger Wallick, Elissa Dowling, Alexandra Ackerman, John Kayrus, Charlie Vaughn and Joel Hebner in it. its gonna rock!

then, i am doing another film with executive producer Domiziano Arcangeli (Orgy of Blood) called The Brides of Sodom. we are casting the first week of feb. so i will let you know more about that as we get to it.

then i will directing a film that was co-written by an actor i have worked with, Chandler Maness (Orgy of Blood, Corporate Cut Throat Massacre) called The Perfect Room Mate. not sure about the dates on that yet.

and i will also be a judge at the ISFMA fest you can find out more about it here. http://www.isfmafest.com/

and if you heard something weird through the grapevine, there is a documentary / documentary series being done on me and my family right now. i don't think that there is a title, but they will be filming us a great deal the next few months. so there. that should be enough to tide you over until i feel the need to do this again.