Chapter 6 – The Birthday Virgin
This story I am about to tell you is true. As hard as it is to believe, it is! I wouldn't believe it either if it weren't for one, small, hard to forget fact – I was there! And, I was there because, it happened to me! Can you believe it?
So, all the fuck I want to do is try to find a way into my new home when I am stopped yet the fuck again. I was walking closer to the house – my house. When a very attractive blonde stops me with a question: “Hey, do you know where I can score some grass, man?”
“Are you serious?” I asked.
“Sure am.”
Now this chick was very beautiful. And I don’t mean she was dressed like a hooker either. This chick had some class it seemed – even though she just asked me if I knew where to by some grass! That is so 1972!
“I’m Marilyn.”
“Of course you are.”
“Well, if you don’t know where to get any grass, can I piss myself for you? Its my birthday and I’ve been drinking.”
“You want to piss yourself? Urinate?”
“Please. Just tell me.”
“Ok. Piss your pants.”
This was stupid to say because she had on a rather pretty dress. It was tightly hemmed right at her waist and then kinda “poofed” out and came down right under her knees. But as sure as I had an erection, yellowish liquid trickled down her inner thigh and dripped off the rounded side of her knees, and dropped in little melancholy droplets into a puddle between her feet and sent piss flavored shrapnel all over her cute, white, knee high stockings.
It just kept coming. Her face was so shocked it seemed. It looked like she enjoyed this but was trying to act like it was wrong or she didn’t understand how to enjoy her experience.
“So…urine, huh?”
“Are you going to rape me or what?”
“Excuse me?”
“Don’t I turn you on?”
“Well, yes. You’re kinda weird.”
“Then rape me.”
“You do know that rape is against one’s will, right?”
“Of course I do. And I promise to put up a fight once you try to put it in me. I just really like that feeling, you know?”
“Not really.”
“Having a big man hold you down and taking all the control away from you.”
“How old are you?”
“19.”
“Prove it.”
She reached in her bag and pulled out the strange form of ID that they use in this weird place. Oh my god! What are the chances!
“Very nice. Do you still live at the address shown here?”
“Yes. 1313 Mockingbird lane.”
“Are you alone there?”
“No I live there with my Aunt and Uncle and my cousin and his grandpa. Those two are on a trip somewhere though. I haven’t seen them in weeks.”
“I see.”
“So are we gonna do this or what?”
“What is your rush?”
“Its my birthday, I’m drunk, I’m high. I’ve been raped in the mouth and in the ass and now I want to finally get raped in the front.”
“How’s this. We just go ahead and fuck like normal and I slap you around a little and maybe punch you in the teeth and fuck up that pretty smile of yours?”
“Deal!” She said, full of birthday excitement.
I took her on the ground right there. I rather liked her. She started to look deep into my eyes and they got all watery when it looked like I might go soft on my end of the bargain (no pun intended). So right before I ejaculated, I punched her right in the mouth as hard as I could. I felt her front teeth fall into her mouth. Blood shot out of her nostrils and hit me in the face.
Behind the blood and broken teeth, I could see a smile. She was happy.
I kissed her on the forehead.
I shot her in the forehead.
With a gun.
I stuck my finger in the hole it made in her forehead while I finished pumping her virgin fun box.
Then I said to myself, “Self? What the fuck are we doing?”
Then I replied. “You are feeling sorry for this girl. I am glowing because I just came.”
“Is that OK to feel that way?” I asked.
“Why are you making this weird! This is what she asked us for! She lives at the house that we think is ours, and you were gonna kill them anyway! What is the big fucking deal?”
Then I said to myself, “Self? If I sucked all my cum out of her, do you think I would feel better?”
“Me, I think you might.”
We smiled at each other. Then I looked down at Marilyn. She still had that smile but was lifeless. I got on my knees and grabbed her from the back of her legs. I placed her knees on both sides of her head then made an airtight seal with my mouth around her labia. I sucked really hard but didn’t seem to be getting very far, so I just laid down on my back and held her vagina over my mouth until it shit out my seed into my mouth.
Her vaginal juices made it taste a little sweeter, but I still eat too much red meat.
Then I said to myself, “Self? You need to drink more pineapple juice.”
Then I replied, “Agreed.”
We laughed.
Then myself said to me. “Now go dump this bitch in the murky water so we can take our house back!”
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